For the longest time now, I've been wanting to write an in-depth analysis of this masterful album ever since my fifth listen through. 3 2 1 GO
Track 01: Only Thing I Ever Get for Christmas
If you're the only thing I ever get for ChristmasThen everything I wished for has come trueYou're the single light, I'm on my listYou're my one and only Christmas wishThe mistletoe is where I'll be waiting, meet me there I know someone out there knows what I'm sayingBaby you're a girl who's wishing just like me (yeah, yeah)There is one, and you know who you areMy gift to you is all my heartMake my holiday, and hear me when I say If you're the only thing I ever get for ChristmasThen everything I wished for has come trueYou're the single light, I'm on my listYou're my one and only Christmas wishThe mistletoe is where I'll be waiting, meet me there In the morning I know everybody's rushingTo see what's underneath the Christmas treeKnow what I mean, cuz I don't find it thereAnd I need the mistletoe is whereYou make my holidays, so hear me when I say If you're the only thing I ever get for ChristmasThen everything I wished for has come trueYou're the single light, I'm on my listYou're my one and only Christmas wishThe mistletoe is where I'll be waiting, meet me there Only you can make this...a merry merry Christmas There is one, and you know who you areMy gift to you is all my heartMake my holiday, and hear me when I say If you're the only thing I ever get for ChristmasThen everything I wished for has come trueYou're the single light, I'm on my listYou're my one and only Christmas wishThe mistletoe is where I'll be waiting, meet me there All I ever wanted was you, this ChristmasYeah yeah yeahI need you baby You're the single light, I'm on my listYou're my one and only Christmas wishThe mistletoe is where I'll be waiting, kiss me there I'll be waiting, kiss me there...
This introductory song is obviously about waiting. Bieber insists that "The mistletoe is where I'll be waiting, meet me there." This also implies that the object of his affections is listening, and will hopefully meet him underneath said mistletoe. This begs the question: who is Justin Bieber singing about, and are they really going to meet him beneath the mistletoe? The song as a whole almost sounds like a plea thrown into a void, in hopes of being received by the right person."There is one, and you know who you are/My gift to you is all my heart" So here we find out that Justin Bieber's serenade-ee knows who she is. So now we, as listeners, are automatically cast outside of the song-- this isn't to us. We are not getting Justin Bieber's whole heart for Christmas (à la Snow White!). So now, we're voyeurs. We're eavesdropping on Justin Bieber's expression of love to the one who knows who she is. Awkward! Now:"If you're the only thing I ever get for Christmas/Then everything I wished for has come true" So now this woman is literally a present for Justin Bieber to receive. OK. I'm just gonna leave that there because it's self-explanatory. He claims to have wished for this present and now, he's getting it! Wahoo! What a great Christmas day. I don't really know what to say about this line. So. Moving on."You're the single light, I'm on my list/You're my one and only Christmas wish." This is the most confusing line by far. First of all, she's not a present anymore, she's a single light-- so now she's either a Christmas decoration or an ethereal abstract and dimensionless thing. Word. Second of all: "I'm on my list." What????? Does anyone else understand this? Does he want himself for Christmas or something? I don't get it! I tried listening closely to the song and this is really what it sounds like. So I don't know. He loves himself and his girlfriend-present-light-ethereal creature thing. And he wants both of those things for Christmas. I think I get it. Sort of.Anyway, he goes on about Christmas wishes again. "Baby you're a girl who's wishing just like me (yeah, yeah)" So now they're both wishers. A match made in heaven. He confirms this twice with the (yeah, yeah), just to make sure we know he knows what he's talking about. So it's the same old same old about wishes. But overall this song just seems like a confusion! First he's waiting for his hybrid girlfriend, then he wants himself, then he's making a bunch of wishes. I think he's just overwhelmed with Christmas spirit and joy. It's just too much for him to handle. Well, I guess that's understandable, the holidays always throw me for a loop too. The smell of pine trees is really powerful sometimes.